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Total Medals Earned: 819 (From 141 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 11,890 Points

Extreme Gardening

Medals Earned: 6/9 (110/360 points)

1st Bronze 5 Points

Your very first bronze!

1st Gold 10 Points

Your very first gold!

1st Silver 10 Points

Your very first silver!

Day area 10 Points

Complete day area!

Sunset area 25 Points

Complete sunset area!

Night area 50 Points

Complete night area!

All Bronzes 50 Points

Collect all bronzes!

All Golds 100 Points

Collect all golds!

All Silvers 100 Points

Collect all silvers!

Fear Is Vigilance

Medals Earned: 2/9 (20/190 points)

Champion of Public Safety 10 Points

Complete Story

Gas Money 10 Points

Collect $40 during the story.

Making Sure 5 Points

Kick someone who's already unconscious.

Very Popular 5 Points

Make five "friends" at once.

Distributor 10 Points

Give out ten alarms in one day.

Arcade Hero 25 Points

Top $100 in Arcade Mode.

Invincible 25 Points

Don't get knocked out in the story.

Hockey Style 50 Points

Beat 20 people at the ice rink.

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Feed the King

Medals Earned: 2/16 (10/490 points)

Adrenaline Rush 5 Points

Perform a Danger Bonus!

Precise 5 Points

Perform an Accuracy Bonus!

Expired Explosion 5 Points

Blow up a bomb with a rotten cake!

Back to Work 10 Points

Wake up the Guard!

Cakesaver 10 Points

Buy the Cake Rescue Power Up.

Lifesaver 10 Points

Buy the Life Rescue Power Up.

Slowsaver 10 Points

Buy the Time Slowdown Power Up.

Timesaver 10 Points

Buy the Time Rescue Power Up.

Fortune 25 Points

Earn an Overall of 10 000 Coins!

Adores Eating 50 Points

Eat 75 Cakes in a row.

Bird Collector 50 Points

Capture 10 Birds in a Single Round.

Bonus Frenzy 50 Points

Reach 30 Bonus Multiplier.

Picky Picker 50 Points

Gather 8 Pickups in a Single Round.

Space Buster 50 Points

Stack 130 Cakes in a Single Round.

Supreme Scorer 50 Points

Score 150 000 points.

Alienated 100 Points

Find the strange flying object located high above the stars!

FPA: Sneak Peek

Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/105 points)

A tiny trial 5 Points

Score under 400 on the Squiggleville MicroTrial.

An awesome trial 25 Points

Score under 280 on the Squiggleville MicroTrial.

For Science! 25 Points

Beat the sciencey challenge room.

Challenge Accepted! 50 Points

Destroy all expectations and get over a million points!

Friday: The Game

Medals Earned: 1/18 (5/385 points)

Burn Baby Burn! 5 Points

Disco inferno

Cereal Killer 5 Points

What a nutty way to die!

DERP! 5 Points

Fail at typing

Have a Nice Trip! 5 Points

See you next FALL!

Oh Poop 5 Points

Wrong game, jackass!

Oh Poop II 5 Points

You found some poo!

Oh Poop III 5 Points

Well, at least now you fit into

Road Kill 5 Points

Fall out of the car.

Suicide 5 Points

Just like in every other text based game EVER!

ZAP! 5 Points

What a SHOCKING experience!

Going Viral 10 Points

Based on a true story.

Partyin, Partyin, NO! 25 Points

Just say NO !

Poop Princess 25 Points

Get all the medals involing poop. You sick freak!

Winaholic 25 Points

Find all 3 good endings.

Everybody's Rushin 50 Points

Beat the game in 2 minutes or less. (Normal ending only)

Loseaholic 50 Points

Lose in every way possible.

Partyin, Partyin, YEAH! 50 Points

Get to the party!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Fucking Bugs

Medals Earned: 7/12 (145/260 points)

Chow Down 5 Points

Eat 5 enemy bodies in one game

Evolution 5 Points

Evolve for the first time

Don't let them rot.... 10 Points

Leave 20 enemy bodies on the stage at the same time

Score! 25 Points

Get over 10, 000 points in one game

RAWR! 50 Points

Beat the game

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

FUCKING BUGS! 5 Points

lose the game

Oh shi- 5 Points

Lose 80% of your health

Mow them down! 50 Points

Kill 200 enemies total

That was a bit too close... 50 Points

Bounce back from a really low health amount

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Galactic Miner

Medals Earned: 1/20 (5/1,005 points)

Diehard 5 Points

guess it!!!

Who are We? 5 Points

guess it!!!

10 phase 10 Points

see 5 phase medal description!!!

5 phase 10 Points

passed 5 phase, i think i dont need to give more description!!!

100 minerals 25 Points

guess it!!!!

500 minerals 25 Points

am I too lazy to write correct description???

Refueling 25 Points

refuel several times to unlock this!!!

1000 minerals 50 Points

just see the medal name!!!

20 phase 50 Points

same as before!!!

Dream come true 50 Points

my dream is become popular guy, how about you???

Fuel maxed 50 Points

no need to say, how to unlock this medal

Handling maxed 50 Points

max the handling, no more to say!!!

Refill maxed 50 Points

i know you must know how to get this!!!

Quick end 100 Points

make the target real quick!!!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Gap Monsters

Medals Earned: 1/14 (25/805 points)

BLACK AND WHITE 25 Points

Complete ONE THIRD of the original levels.

YOU GOTTA SHARE 5 Points

Share this mind-bending space-rending life-ending game with your enemies.

SQUATTER 25 Points

Beat the Star Move for 10 GapWorld levels created by other players.

TWINKLE 25 Points

Beat the Star Move for ONE THIRD of the original levels.

VAGRANT 25 Points

Win 10 GapWorld levels created by other players.

CLUSTER 50 Points

Beat the Star Move for TWO THIRDS of the original levels.

CONQUERER 50 Points

Beat the Star Move for 20 GapWorld levels created by other players.

RED SCARE 50 Points

Complete TWO THIRDS of the original levels.

VACATIONER 50 Points

Win 20 GapWorld levels created by other players.

CLOSURE 100 Points

Complete ALL of the original levels.

GALAXY 100 Points

Beat the Star Move for ALL of the original levels.

VOYAGER 100 Points

Win 30 GapWorld levels created by other players.

WORLD DOMINION 100 Points

Beat the Star Move for 30 GapWorld levels created by other players.

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Ghost Hacker

Medals Earned: 2/5 (15/215 points)

Access Denied 5 Points

Kill 200 enemies.

Core collector 10 Points

Save 50 data cores.

Hack the system 50 Points

Complete level 25.

Sector unlocked 50 Points

Complete all 25 levels.

L33t Haxor 100 Points

Save all 250 data cores.

Goin Up

Medals Earned: 14/21 (390/825 points)

First kill 5 Points

first Kill

Jump on 10 enemies 5 Points

Jump on 10 enemies

I can double jump 10 Points

I can double jump

I like my wall 10 Points

jump on a wall 20 times

Jump on 50 enemies 10 Points

Jump on 50 enemies

Collect 1000 skulls 25 Points

Collect 1000 skulls

Combo Breaker 25 Points

Fiery Combo of 10

Find the hidden button 25 Points

Find the hidden button

Jump on 100 enemies 25 Points

Jump on 100 enemies

Collect 5000 skulls 50 Points

Collect 5000 skulls

Evolve to final level 50 Points

Evolve to final level

I can stop at any time 50 Points

play for an hour

Kill 200 Goo-..Flying things.. 50 Points

Kill 200 Goo-..Flying things..

The final Frontier 50 Points

reach space

I love dem clouds 10 Points

touch the sky

Kill 20 Spikes in one game 25 Points

Kill 20 Spikes in one game

Kill every big enemy 50 Points

Kill every big enemy

Kill every small enemy 50 Points

Kill every small enemy

I can't stop at any time 100 Points

play for 3 hours

Kill every enemy 100 Points

Kill every enemy

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!