00:00
00:00
Retardnewman

Retardnewman's Medals

Search

Total Medals Earned: 819 (From 141 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 11,890 Points

Spike - A Love Story

Medals Earned: 5/14 (25/290 points)

Beyond Words 5 Points

Cut Off a Conversation

Centerpieces 5 Points

A Nice Center Smash

Droppin' Ten 5 Points

Ten Crush-Hugs

Easy Fiver 5 Points

Five Love Taps

Just Barely 5 Points

Far Right Smoosh

Comedic Timing 10 Points

You Obey the Rule of Three for Big Yucks!

Quickie 10 Points

Far Left Hit

Teen Angst 10 Points

Fifteen Gory Love Lunges

You Will Survive 10 Points

20 Hits in Survival

A Perfect Love 25 Points

Perfect Score in Story Mode

Blackjack 25 Points

21 Spikey Embraces

Superior Smoosher 25 Points

30 Hits in Survival

The Crusher 50 Points

40 Hits in Survival

MASTER SMASHER 100 Points

50 Hits in Survival

Sticky Blocks

Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/280 points)

STAR POWER 5 Points

Achieve a star rating.

BONUS UNLOCKED 5 Points

Unlock a bonus level.

KEEP A SECRET 25 Points

Unlock the secret levels.

TWENTY FIVE 25 Points

Finish half the regular levels.

STICKY FIFTY 50 Points

Complete all 50 regular levels.

STICKY MASTER 50 Points

Complete every bonus and secret level with a star rating.

SUPER STAR 100 Points

Complete all 50 regular levels with a star rating.

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Stickya Adventurya

Medals Earned: 2/7 (15/220 points)

Easier as it seems. 5 Points

Kill the first enemy.

Knick knocker. 10 Points

Explode the big mean door.

HOW COULD YOU?! 5 Points

Destroy all the bunnies.

Well, that was fun now wasn't it. 25 Points

Complete the game.

You're just great at this. 25 Points

Die over 100 times.

Slice, Dice and Slash. 50 Points

Defeat Slash in Guitar Hero.

You must be cheating! 100 Points

Finish the game without dying more than 20 times.

Super Mario BP Oil Spill

Medals Earned: 1/11 (5/285 points)

FISHY ASSIST 5 Points

Allow a fish to die and plug his own hole.

GLUG GLUG 10 Points

Destroy at least eight blowfish in a single game with other dead blowfish.

SUCKER 10 Points

Make a diver accidentally swim into a mine.

BLOW ME 25 Points

Kill at least eight BP divers in a single game with dead blowfish.

MINE YOUR BUSINESS 25 Points

Destroy at least eight mines in a single game with dead blowfish.

OCEAN DEFENDER 25 Points

Last long enough to destroy BP and Tony Hayward on his yacht.

TORPEDO TERROR 25 Points

Get a single Bullet Bill torpedo to kill two BP divers.

AQUAMAN 50 Points

Survive long enough to destroy BP and Tony Hayward without dying.

EMPLOYEE MERCY 50 Points

Kill no divers or submarines, but still destroy the BP oil rig in a single game.

HUNT FOR RED OCTOBER 50 Points

Kill at least five submarines in a single game.

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Sydney Shark

Medals Earned: 12/17 (300/525 points)

AirbusA380 25 Points

Take down the Airbus A380

BAEHawk 25 Points

Take down the BAE Hawk

BroadcastHeli 25 Points

Take down the Broadcast helicopter

CH46SeaKnight 25 Points

Take down the CH46 Sea Knight helicopter

CrocodileJet 25 Points

Take down the crocodile jet

DHC2Beaver 25 Points

Take down the DHC 2 Beaver

HH65Dolphin 25 Points

Take down the HH65Dolphin helicopter

Kayak 25 Points

Crush 10 kayaks

NuclearRocket 25 Points

Nuke Sydney

Sailplane 25 Points

Take down the sailplane

UFO 25 Points

Take down the UFO

Zeppelin 25 Points

Take down the zeppelin

Orca 25 Points

Eat 60 pieces of Orca

Horse 50 Points

Kill 9 horses

Passenger 50 Points

Kill 30 cruise ship passengers

SkyDiver 50 Points

Kill 10 sky divers

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Talesworth Adventure Ep.1

Medals Earned: 2/8 (10/180 points)

A Novice No More 5 Points

Solve every medium (teal) room

Noob Test 5 Points

Solve every easy (blue) room

True Adventurer 10 Points

Solve every challenging (red) room

Warrior Proper 10 Points

Solve every hard (purple) room

Glutton for Punishment 25 Points

Solve every bonus (green) room

Purveyor of Finery 25 Points

Collect all 25 gems located throughout the castle

Hoard the Hoard 50 Points

Slay the Talesworth Dragon and obtain his hoard

Thinking Things Through 50 Points

Complete the game using 5 or less Resets

Tax Time!

Medals Earned: 3/3 (85/85 points)

Burn Baby Burn! 10 Points

Forgo your worldly posessions.

Stick it to the Man! 25 Points

Deliver your taxes to the IRS in a timely manner.

Auto Recall 50 Points

Send a Lexus back to the shop.

Tentacle Wars

Medals Earned: 9/20 (70/455 points)

Level 01 5 Points

It's time to learn some tricks

Level 02 5 Points

Team: step back then protect front line

Level 03 5 Points

Dominate! This is your only salvation

Level 04 5 Points

Cut! In the right place, at the right time

Level 05 10 Points

Master the craft of war

Level 06 10 Points

What a huge life form!

Level 07 10 Points

Your enemies - are enemies to each other

Level 08 10 Points

Get out of my corner

Level 10 10 Points

Is this place safe to hide forever?

Level 09 10 Points

Try walking in their shoes

Level 11 25 Points

Escape

Level 12 25 Points

Quick Victory: finish with him as soon as possible

Level 13 25 Points

This should be easy

Level 14 25 Points

Neutral wall

Level 15 25 Points

Between the devil and the deep blue sea

Level 16 50 Points

Run as fast as you can

Level 17 50 Points

Quick team trick

Level 18 50 Points

Behind the wall

Level 19 50 Points

Predator is the top life form - become him!

Level 20 50 Points

They have no chance to survive...

the classroom 3

Medals Earned: 3/8 (25/230 points)

LEARNER 5 Points

Complete the tutorial.

BULLY 10 Points

Punch the geek.

CHEATER 10 Points

Finish the first level.

PERVERT 5 Points

What are you staring at?

ONE SLICK KID 25 Points

Alter the test.

VETERAN 25 Points

Swiftly hide through the halls of the school.

FUTURE GRADUATE 50 Points

Complete the game without using passwords.

PERFECTIONIST 100 Points

Complete the game without being caught.

the Kill Kar II: Revenge

Medals Earned: 4/9 (110/470 points)

Klean run 10 Points

Beat a level without any damage or blood on your car

Kataklism 25 Points

Kill everyone in any level using only missiles

Krash the Kage 25 Points

Escape to the big city

Kill-a-K 50 Points

Kill one thousand people

Krapped on 10 Points

Pass a level with less then 5% health left

Kash Kow 50 Points

Earn over 100,000 dollars

Kan do 100 Points

Beat all levels above 80%

Kant Katch Up 100 Points

Get gold on all race levels

Kraked 100 Points

Beat the game