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Total Medals Earned: 819 (From 141 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 11,890 Points

Butcherbugs

Medals Earned: 2/3 (60/160 points)

Puberty 10 Points

Destroy the butcher's pituitary gland!

Temporal Lobe 50 Points

Destroy the butcher's temporal lobe!

Ladybugs Knocking Over Deadly Butchers 100 Points

Destroy the butcher's frontal lobe, resulting in total loss of motor control!

Cat Astro Phi

Medals Earned: 2/10 (15/155 points)

M41-A 5 Points

Kill all bots on any level

Autopilot to LV-426 10 Points

Complete Planet 1

Hello Joshua 5 Points

Hack any planets first lazer wall without failing

Atari wouldn't like it 10 Points

Destroy 30 asteroids during the story sequences

Express elevator to hell 10 Points

Complete Planet 2

Farewell Sulaco 10 Points

Complete Planet 3

Eric and the Floaters 25 Points

Destroy 20 bots using only bombs

I'll go out there 25 Points

Bomb your way to the secret area on Planet 2

Faster than a UD4L Cheyenne 50 Points

Complete the game in under 20 mins in one sitting

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Catch 51

Medals Earned: 10/10 (50/50 points)

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Chaos Faction 2

Medals Earned: 1/20 (10/500 points)

Zero Gravity 10 Points

Go offscreen and recover

KILL IT WITH FIRE 5 Points

Burn someone to a crisp

Recycler 5 Points

Kill someone with a dropped weapon

Zoned Out 5 Points

Complete all campaign challenges in Zone 1

Anger Management 10 Points

Make 5 KO's with rage attacks in one match

Crate Expectations 10 Points

Collect 20 crates in one match

In The Zone 10 Points

Complete all campaign challenges in Zone 2

KAPOW! 10 Points

Hit someone with a full-powered wind-up punch

Magic Number 10 Points

Get a 3x multikill

4 On The Floor 25 Points

Get a 4x multikill

Architect 25 Points

Make an awesome level in the Level Editor and play a match on it

Chaos Kudos 25 Points

Complete all campaign challenges in the game

Immortal 25 Points

Don't lose any lives in a campaign challenge

Veteran 25 Points

Play 10 deathmatch games

Fantastic 5 50 Points

Get a 5x multikill

Lift Off! 50 Points

Knock someone into space

Pacifist 50 Points

Complete a campaign challenge without harming anyone

Survivor 50 Points

Get a score of 10,000 or higher in Survival mode

Take The Plunge 50 Points

Hold the plunger for 15 seconds in a row

Up And Away 50 Points

Knock someone into the stratosphere

Ching Chong Beautiful

Medals Earned: 3/9 (55/405 points)

Ignorance Isn't Bliss 5 Points

Finish the Tutorial

Long Fall 25 Points

Fall a long time for your ancestors

Too Close! 25 Points

Save yourself from falling ten times

Ching Champion! 25 Points

Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!

Long Slide 25 Points

Slide a HELLA long time!

Big Baby 50 Points

Earn all Platinums on Easy

Meet the Winners 50 Points

Meet all the previous contestants

Brave as a Married Man 100 Points

Earn all Platinums on Medium

Seppuku's Soul 100 Points

Earn all Platinums on Hard

Communist in Space

Medals Earned: 3/3 (105/105 points)

Qvit Stalin 5 Points

Start already!

Liberated 50 Points

Beat the game

Over 9000 50 Points

Win the game a certain amount of score.

Cripple Cannon

Medals Earned: 3/3 (40/40 points)

Research Stage 1 Complete 5 Points

complete Research Stage 1

Research Stage 2 Complete 10 Points

complete Research Stage 2

Research Stage 3 Complete 25 Points

complete Research Stage 3

Crush The Castle 2

Medals Earned: 8/22 (45/140 points)

Air Burst 5 Points

Detonate a remote bomb in flight.

Bombastic 5 Points

Explode 100 castles pieces.

I'm a Lumberjack 5 Points

Destroy 10 castles with only log ammo.

Ladies First 5 Points

Kill a Princess or a Queen first on any level.

Logged to Death 5 Points

Hit and kill an enemy directly with a log.

Priority Target 5 Points

Kill the king first on any level.

Throw Like a Girl 5 Points

Throw after the trebuchet has reached it's return point.

Prohibition 10 Points

Destroy 100 barrels.

A Freeze is Coming 5 Points

Freeze 3 enemies in one shot.

Acidic 5 Points

Melt 100 castle pieces.

Death From Above 5 Points

Hit and enemy directly with a parachute bomb.

Electric Boogaloo 5 Points

Electrocute 5 enemies in one shot.

I'm Melting 5 Points

Cover an enemy in acid.

Jack Frost 5 Points

Freeze 100 castle pieces.

Last Laugh 5 Points

Kill the Jester last on any level.

Oh The Humanity! 5 Points

Burn 5 enemies in one shot.

Pyromaniac 5 Points

Burn 100 castle pieces.

You're Doing It Wrong 5 Points

Kill and enemy with a remove bomb without detonating it.

Veteran Crusher 10 Points

Crush all castles

Golden God 25 Points

Get gold medals on all castles.

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Depict1

Medals Earned: 6/10 (155/275 points)

Truth 5 Points

Attempt to use the arrow keys in 'PLEASE WAIT'.

Idiot 25 Points

Get the fake ending: press ESCAPE in 'THE END'. According to SWFStats only 13% of players get this ending.

Leap of Faith 25 Points

Skip the spring in 'BREAKTHROUGH'.

Save Me 25 Points

Don't kill the creature in 'REFLEX'.

Save Us 25 Points

Don't kill the creatures in 'DROP3'.

Trapped Forever 50 Points

Get the 'Trapped Forever' ending. According to SWFStats 60% of population get this ending.

Believe Me 5 Points

Jump on the enemy in 'TRUST'.

Immortal 5 Points

Dont commit suicide in 'SUICIDE'.

Bridge 10 Points

Use the button to create a bridge.

Free 100 Points

Get the 'Free' ending. According to SWFStats only 11% of population get this ending. Do you want to be that special?

DigitalPrison

Medals Earned: 3/4 (15/20 points)

Gillard 5 Points

Find Julia Gillard

Hitler 5 Points

Find Hitler

Wally 5 Points

Find Wally

Jesus 5 Points

Find Jesus