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Total Medals Earned: 819 (From 141 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 11,890 Points

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In3structoTank!

Medals Earned: 5/8 (45/75 points)

5000 On PindestructoTank 5 Points

Score 5000 points on the PindestructoTank mode.

99 Combo 10 Points

Land a Combo of 99 or more in any mode.

Adventure Mode Complete 10 Points

Beating Adventure Mode and viewing the end movie.

Standard Mode Complete 10 Points

Max out all enemies in Standard Mode on any difficulty setting.

Whizzkid 1 Min 10 Points

Beat the boss Whizzkid in 1 minute or less.

Betton 1 Min 10 Points

Beat the boss Betton in 1 minute or less.

Pip Peril 1 Min 10 Points

Beat the boss Pip Peril in 1 minute or less.

Secret Medal ????? Points

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Indie Jones

Medals Earned: 2/9 (10/80 points)

Hidden Treasure Hunter 5 Points

Pickup treasure from behind an obstacle

Secret Medal ????? Points

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Ball Breaker 5 Points

Knock the boulder back 5 times in one game

69er 10 Points

Collect exactly 69 gems in one game

Tank Award 10 Points

Collect 10 tanks in one game

The Century Mark 10 Points

Collect 100 gems in one game

Treasure Hunter 25 Points

Collect 200 gems in one game

Secret Medal ????? Points

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infect. evolve. repeat. 2

Medals Earned: 4/23 (20/485 points)

baby steps 5 Points

infect a total of 100 red bloodcells.

do the evolution! 5 Points

purchase your first upgrade.

first blood 5 Points

destroy a white bloodcell.

this is madness! 5 Points

spawn a total of 300 germs.

i will survive 5 Points

at first i was afraid, i was petrified.

biohazard 10 Points

infect a total of 2500 red bloodcells.

offense is the best defence 10 Points

upgrade damage to level 10.

pandemic 10 Points

have 65 germs alive at the same time.

resistance is futile 10 Points

destroy a total of 900 white bloodcells.

these go to eleven 10 Points

upgrade latency to level 11.

woah! 10 Points

oh my god it's so intense!

zombie outbreak 10 Points

spawn a total of 10000 germs.

actually defence is the best defence 25 Points

upgrade immunity to level 9.

autopilot 25 Points

upgrade auto-infect to level 8.

can't touch this (endless mode) 25 Points

survive a stage without infecting a single bloodcell.

seriously lethal (endless mode) 25 Points

earn 3500 EP for a single stage.

unstoppable (endless mode) 25 Points

finish 5 stages in a row without dying.

entering the hall of fame 50 Points

start from scratch after completing stage 25.

me myself and i 50 Points

upgrade reproduction rate to level 6.

the virus has been spread 50 Points

finish the final stage of the campaign.

black death 100 Points

earn a total of 70000 EP.

Secret Medal ????? Points

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Insanity Box 2

Medals Earned: 2/30 (15/500 points)

Butcher 5 Points

Lose at ROPE JUMP.

Astroid Killer 10 Points

Destroy 10 asteroids in ASTROIDS 2.

Antichrist 5 Points

Kill a Jesus in COP TRAINING.

Bad Monkey 5 Points

Lose at MONKEY GRAB.

Clean Sweep 5 Points

Sweep and miss 10 times in SWEEP THE LEG.

Dubble Trubble 5 Points

Try both game modes in one session

Epic Failure 5 Points

Lose 10 times in one session of play.

Good Spork 5 Points

Find me two sporks

Poker 5 Points

Poke the mammoth in the eye

Student 5 Points

Read the instructions

Submitter 5 Points

Submit a score

Close Race 10 Points

Win RACE with 3 seconds or less left on the clock

Fat Ass 10 Points

Eat 15 food items in DIET RUN in one try.

Five Kay 10 Points

Reach a score of 5000 points or more.

Marksman 10 Points

Get 3 perfect stops in CHARGE.

Multiplicity 10 Points

Get your MULTIPLIER up to 10

Pipe Dream 10 Points

Get all 3 balls to fall on the correct platform in PIPES.

Quitter 10 Points

Get your MULTIPLIER up to 10 and then QUIT your game from the PAUSE menu.

Streaker 10 Points

Get a streak of 10 or more.

Top Gun 10 Points

Destroy 10 planes in JETS.

Alien Buster 25 Points

Beat THE FINAL STAGE without losing a single life.

Drunk 25 Points

Serve 40 beers in BARTENDER in one try.

Half-Ass 25 Points

Finish half of STORY MODE

It's Over 10 000! 25 Points

Get a score of 10 000 points or more.

Math Wiz 25 Points

Win KALCULATOR in 7 operations or less.

Streak Master 25 Points

Get a streak of 20 or more.

Random God 50 Points

Win 30 games in RANDOM MODE with 10 lives remaining.

Story God 50 Points

Complete STORY MODE with all 10 lives.

Streak God 50 Points

Get a streak of 50 or more.

The Ending Story 50 Points

Finish STORY MODE

Invertion

Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/115 points)

A new discovery 5 Points

Split horizontally for the first time

Against Newton 10 Points

Split vertically for the first time

Welcome to the sewer 100 Points

Complete the game

Invisible Runner

Medals Earned: 4/10 (50/500 points)

EARLY DEATH 5 Points

Lose a life on the second level.

SHISH KEBAB 10 Points

Lose a life on the stakes.

SPARKLING DEATH 10 Points

Die electrocuted

30,000 POINTS 25 Points

Achieve 30,000 points

50,000 POINTS 50 Points

Achieve 50,000 points

GAME COMPLETED 50 Points

Finish all 25 levels

INVISIBILITY 50 Points

Finish level 19 without using the visibility item.

3 LIVES 100 Points

Finish all 25 levels using only your first three lives.

75,000 POINTS 100 Points

Achieve 75,000 points

INVISIBLE MEDAL 100 Points

Find the invisible medal somewhere in the game

K.O.L.M.

Medals Earned: 2/4 (10/40 points)

I still can't see through her lies. 5 Points

But will she love me now that I can see at all?

Secret Medal ????? Points

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Do you love me, Mother? 5 Points

You might earn this for winning her affection.

Oh, right, KOLM! 25 Points

That should have been obvious from the start.

K.O.L.M.I.A.M.

Medals Earned: 4/22 (20/200 points)

Beat Level 1 5 Points

Beat Level 1

Beat Level 2 5 Points

Beat Level 2

Beat Level 3 5 Points

Beat Level 3

Beat Level 4 5 Points

Beat Level 4

Beat Level 10 5 Points

Beat Level 10

Beat Level 11 5 Points

Beat Level 11

Beat Level 12 5 Points

Beat Level 12

Beat Level 13 5 Points

Beat Level 13

Beat Level 14 5 Points

Beat Level 14

Beat Level 15 5 Points

Beat Level 15

Beat Level 5 5 Points

Beat Level 5

Beat Level 6 5 Points

Beat Level 6

Beat Level 7 5 Points

Beat Level 7

Beat Level 8 5 Points

Beat Level 8

Beat Level 9 5 Points

Beat Level 9

Beat Level 16 10 Points

Beat Level 16

Beat Level 17 10 Points

Beat Level 17

Beat Level 18 10 Points

Beat Level 18

Beat Level 19 10 Points

Beat Level 19

Beat Level 20 10 Points

Beat Level 20

CHALLENGE MODE COMPLETE 25 Points

Completed Challenge Mode. Well Done.

15 MINUTE CHALLENGE MODE 50 Points

Completed Challenge Mode in less than 15 Minutes. Wow.

Lab of the Dead

Medals Earned: 2/25 (10/1,000 points)

Default Of The Dead 5 Points

Discover 5 neutral reactions.

That's No Gimmick 5 Points

Use 1 appropriate item.

Expiration Date Reached 5 Points

Terminate 5 specimens.

I Make Things Happen 10 Points

Do a total of 50 actions.

Animal Cruelty 25 Points

Kill 10 animals with your research.

Bad Behavior 25 Points

Discover 5 aggressive reactions.

Bloated Equals Happy 25 Points

Feed 20 pounds of food to your specimen.

Getting To Know You 25 Points

Fully research 1 specimen.

I Know What You Like 25 Points

Use 1 preferred item.

Know How To Use It 25 Points

Fully research 10 items.

Taking It Easy 25 Points

Discover 5 passive reactions.

We Must Amputate! 25 Points

Cut 1 limb from your specimen.

Wigglin' Time! 25 Points

Cut 4 limbs from your specimen.

A True Scientist 50 Points

Research all the techniques at least once.

J-J-J-Jaw Breaker! 50 Points

Find all the ways to rip the specimen's jaw off.

Labor Intensive 50 Points

Do a total of 1000 actions.

Laid Back 50 Points

Discover 40 passive reactions.

Master Chef 50 Points

Try all the food items.

Star Pupil 50 Points

Discover 5 advanced reactions.

Temper Tantrum 50 Points

Discover 40 aggressive reactions.

This And That 50 Points

Try all the objects.

Weapons Expert 50 Points

Try all the weapons.

Bub Would Be Proud 100 Points

Discover 30 advanced reactions.

Dr. Frankenstein 100 Points

Reach 100% on your total completion statistic.

Methodical Deconstruction 100 Points

Find all the ways to kill or incapacitate the specimen.

Larry And The Gnomes

Medals Earned: 6/27 (60/1,000 points)

Destruction 5 Points

Kill over 50 Gnomes

Meet the Mage Master 5 Points

Fight the Boss in ACT I

Warm Up 5 Points

Complete the Tutorial Level

ACT I 10 Points

Complete Act I

Power Kill 10 Points

Kill a Gnome in one hit

Mass Destruction 25 Points

Kill over 100 Gnomes

AAAARRG!! 5 Points

Kill 10 Gnomes while enraged

Accidental Archeologist 10 Points

Discover ancient Skull Statues

ACT II 25 Points

Complete Act II

Bash the Boar 25 Points

Fight the Boss in ACT II

Blood Lust 25 Points

Sever 20 Gnome heads in a row

Decapitation Retaliation 25 Points

Kill an entire Level of Gnomes with the heads of other Gnomes

ACT III 50 Points

Complete Act III

Fight the Freak 50 Points

Fight the Boss in ACT III

Mitten Hand Ninja 50 Points

Kill an entire level of Gnomes with nothing but your bare hands

ACT IV 100 Points

Complete the Game!

Battle of the Gnome King 100 Points

Fight the Gnome King!

Convenience Mining 100 Points

Collect 15 Precious Gems

Sword Connoisseur 100 Points

Find all of the 8 hidden Cameo Swords

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