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Total Medals Earned: 819 (From 141 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 11,890 Points

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The Room Tribute

Medals Earned: 13/16 (395/495 points)

Nastwich 10 Points

Make a nasty sandwich.

The Johnny 10 Points

Get Johnny's cafe order from the movie.

Best Friend 25 Points

Best your friend.

Bookworm 25 Points

Read EVERYTHING.

Destroyer 25 Points

Smash EVERYTHING.

Payback 25 Points

It's a bitch.

Pusher 25 Points

Push the hardest.

Rainmaker 25 Points

Make it rain!

Runner 25 Points

Win the race.

Perfect Drug 50 Points

Take down Chris R in three rounds.

Quarterback 50 Points

Make a perfect pass every time.

Receiver 50 Points

Catch the ball every time.

The Machine 50 Points

Activate it.

Bugged 25 Points

Record EVERYTHING (and listen).

The Room 25 Points

Find it.

Unsee 50 Points

See everything you shouldn't see.

The Sagittarian 2

Medals Earned: 8/11 (95/140 points)

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The Sagittarian 3

Medals Earned: 7/21 (65/205 points)

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The Squirrel Game

Medals Earned: 3/9 (25/170 points)

A Harsh Winter Coming On 5 Points

End a level with a full supply of acorns

Fly Me To the Moon 10 Points

Complete Story Mode

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Here Comes the Story of the Squirricane 10 Points

Smash three obstacles before touching the ground

Hundred Meter Dash 10 Points

Survive for at least 100 meters in Distance Mode

Brass Nuts 25 Points

Complete Story Mode on Hardcore difficulty

Crafty as a Fox 25 Points

Complete Story Mode without dying

The Golden Path 25 Points

Collect the golden acorn in each level of a Story Mode playthrough (retries accepted)

Quarter Kilometer 50 Points

Survive for at least 250 meters in Distance Mode

Theia

Medals Earned: 1/10 (10/495 points)

Bubba Slap 10 Points

Feel the Bubba-Wrath!

Piggy PWN 10 Points

Get totally pwnd by the Piggy

Gotcha 25 Points

Be an easy target!

Lame Score 25 Points

Come on, you can do better than this!

Spider Food 25 Points

Feed your enemy a healthy snack!

Great Score 50 Points

You've done well my child

Scare the Boss 50 Points

Even tough guys can run away

Beat the Game 100 Points

Save Theia!

God Score 100 Points

The Heavens must have gifted you way too much

Piggy Wiggy 100 Points

Meet the final boss

Time Fcuk

Medals Earned: 1/9 (10/270 points)

Is something wrong? 10 Points

get to lvl 9

You've learned nothing 5 Points

Get the bad ending

Everyone will leave you 10 Points

get to level 28

Opinionated 10 Points

vote on 3 maps

You are your only companion in life. 10 Points

get to level 22

Obsessed 25 Points

Vote on 33 maps

Lost in forever 50 Points

beat an explore campaign

The Assent 50 Points

Get the good ending

O))) 100 Points

Vote on 333 maps

Toss the Turtle

Medals Earned: 20/20 (500/500 points)

Acupuncture 5 Points

Get skewered on spikes

Gold Star 5 Points

Launch the Turtle

Jump Man 5 Points

Smash a goomba

Novice 5 Points

Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)

Question Mark 5 Points

Find the hidden button

Amateur 10 Points

Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)

Drunk Driver 10 Points

Blow up a jeep

Harrasment 10 Points

Crush an angry ground creature

in Space 10 Points

Reach space

Strong Armed 10 Points

Get punched by a banana

Abducted 25 Points

Get caught by a UFO

Icarus 25 Points

Get burned by a sun

Persistent 25 Points

Play over an hour

Professional 25 Points

Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)

Radioactive 25 Points

Use a nuke

Addicted 50 Points

Play over 2 hours

Golden Shell 50 Points

Buy everything

Master 50 Points

Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)

Traveler 50 Points

Total over 1 million feet

WorldsEdge 100 Points

Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)

Toys Vs Nightmares

Medals Earned: 1/34 (5/500 points)

Toy warfare 101 5 Points

Completed the tutorial

An image is worth 1000 words 5 Points

Bought the Illustrated book

Black goblin down! 5 Points

Destroyed an Aviator goblin

Dangerous literature 5 Points

Bought the Popup book

First time customer 5 Points

Bought a toy

Fuzzy but deadly! 5 Points

Bought the Kamikaze bear

It came from space 5 Points

Bought the Smart alien

Living life in the fast lane 5 Points

Bought the Toy car

More toys! 5 Points

Bought the first extra slot

My piggy bank has a full belly! 5 Points

500 coins in piggy bank

Reinforcements are here! 5 Points

Bought the Army men 2

Rest in pieces! 5 Points

Destroyed a Skeleton

Say hello to my little friend-in-a-box! 5 Points

Bought the Doom-in-a-Box

Slimerrific! 5 Points

Bought the Slime catapult

The fleet is ready! 5 Points

Bought the Pirate ship

The taller they are... 5 Points

Destroyed an Ogre

Who you gonna call? 5 Points

Destroyed a Ghost

Cut the red wire! 10 Points

Destroyed a Bomber Goblin before it places the bomb

Even MORE toys! 10 Points

Bought the second extra slot

Found my nemesis 10 Points

Reached the Bogeyman's level

Is that all you've got? 10 Points

Destroyed a Bogeyman

Not so fast 10 Points

Destroyed a Big Bad Wolf before it jumps

Richest kid on the block 10 Points

1000 coins in piggy bank

They are not invited! 10 Points

Destroyed a Bogeyman before it can summon his friends

Toy empire! 25 Points

Bought every toy

Toy Master! 50 Points

Completed the game

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Traitor

Medals Earned: 4/30 (20/500 points)

Armed Uprising 5 Points

Destroy 100 enemies.

Armored 5 Points

Upgrade your ship to have 10 HP.

Renegade 5 Points

Complete 5 missions.

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Cybelian Rockminer 5 Points

Mine 30 ore.

Improved by Technology 5 Points

Upgrade your ship 10 times.

Public Enemy 5 Points

Achieve 50 points of reputation.

Explorer 10 Points

Enter the Nyx Conglomeration and the Terminus Cloud.

Hard to Kill 10 Points

Upgrade your ship to have 25 HP.

Lead by Example 10 Points

Achieve 100 points of reputation.

Mining Expert 10 Points

Mine 100 ore.

Rebel 10 Points

Complete 20 missions.

Sword of the Revolution 10 Points

Destroy 500 enemies.

Take Over the Hardware 10 Points

Upgrade your ship 20 times.

Grumpy Old Miner 25 Points

Mine 250 ore.

More Famous Than Jupiter 25 Points

Achieve 250 points of reputation.

New Ships, Same Result 25 Points

Destroy the fleet threatening the Porus Mining Quadrate.

Revolutionary 25 Points

Complete 50 missions.

Scientific Method 25 Points

Upgrade your ship 30 times.

Shield of the People 25 Points

Upgrade your ship to have 50 HP.

Wrath of the People 25 Points

Destroy 1000 enemies.

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Treadmillasaurus Rex

Medals Earned: 9/10 (125/225 points)

And you've got butterfingers? 5 Points

Burn 2,000 calories

Bingo! Dino DNA! 5 Points

Burn 500 calories

More like a six-foot Turkey 5 Points

Burn 1,000 calories

When you gotta go, you gotta go 5 Points

Burn 5,000 calories

Didn't say the magic word! 10 Points

Burn 10,000 calories

He left us! 10 Points

Burn 15,000 Calories

That is one big pile of 10 Points

Burn 25,000 Calories

Hold on to your butts 25 Points

Burn 40,000 Calories

Do-you-think-he-saurus rex 50 Points

Burn 50,000 calories

UNIX! I know this! 100 Points

Burn 75,000 calories